Greatest Selfie of all time.I saw this and I said to myself “this is going to be epic”
She finally got her pizza.
she looks so satisfied
I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious
Where to go today
It’s a definite no-no to laugh — or break — while performing a skit on “Saturday Night Live.” Former cast member Bill Hader seemed to abandon that rule whenever he played Stefon, a club kid invited on to “Weekend Update” to give his terrible and hilarious ideas for places to go in New York City. Part of the giddiness was the character, Hader explained in an interview. However, writer and friend John Mulaney also tried to make him laugh with last-minute line changes. “Usually I start to break towards the end and that’s because John [Mulaney] has changed the words or people are just laughing around me. Everyone’s laughing and I just can’t keep it together,” Hader told the comedy website Splitsider. Mulaney’s script surprises weren’t just to mess with Hader’s head. They were to help him get out of his head, Hader explained in an interview with Howard Stern last year. Stricken by stage fright behind the scenes, Hader had a hard time calming down for performances. He told Playboy that he suffered from “panic attacks and sweating. During my first two seasons I wouldn’t sleep on Friday night. I’d be up all night.” He added, “I kept thinking they were going to realize they’d made a mistake by hiring me.” In this Valentine’s Day episode, watch Hader lose it as he talks about the must-go clubs for lovers. He cracks up as he describes a club “built on a dare by 90-year-old club promoter Fooji Howser, M.D.” And again he can’t keep it together when he explains “Jewpids” to Seth Meyers: “Jewish cupids … ‘I just want you to meet someone nice and settle down.’” After about the third or fourth time breaking character in a Stefon sketch, Hader recounted to NPR how he apologized to Lorne Michaels, telling him he knew it wasn’t professional. “Bill,” Hader recalled Michaels replying, “if what you’re saying isn’t funny, then it’s a problem. But what you’re saying is really funny.” Michaels also helped put Hader at ease, telling the cast member after about four seasons, “You know you can work here as long as you want.” Hader was on the show for eight gut-busting seasons of comedy. As Stefon would say, that comedian had “everything.” – Claudine Zap (@zapkidd) Find more Saturday Night Live videos on Yahoo Screen.
Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:
- Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
- Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
- The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
That’s your opinion.
there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s
when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant
I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO
I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN
I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE
Gotta catch ‘em all!
Leonardo Dicaprio won’t eat his cereal x
QUICK! someone do this but with a Oscar instead of cereal
i emotionally connect with this cat